Dating Science – Internet Rats
There are rats in the Internet. They feed off spam but their favourite food is messages on dating websites. This explains why you can be talking to someone online and getting on brilliantly but suddenly they will stop communicating with you. An Internet rat has eaten the messages.
There isn’t a lot you can do, Internet rats can strike any time. They tend to attack when you are talking to someone you really like. Sometimes the infestation of Internet rats can be so bad that shortly after the messages disappear the person who you were talking to can disappear too. It’s very sad.
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Nice piece.
I think I can confidently say: whilst Internet rats may not have actually be ‘scientifically’ proven, they are a fact.
Good to have more analogies for the frustrating fragility of online connections. Damn those ratses!
Air – Yes, we hates the filthy ratses. We hates them.
When are you going to do some more posts on your excellent blog?
We hates them forever!
Well the short answer is, I went and got myself involved. A winner is me, but bad for dateblogs.
The long answer is, I was prompted by your kind comments to provide a bit more closure, so we’ll have another post or two in the next few days. Sincere thanks for reading and for this superbly entertaining blawg : )
Ah, well that makes sense. Hurrah for more post!
Glad you like the blog.
hi there, please can you tell me where the picture drawing of the rat came from, is it an old book drawing?. I love it. Thanks
I have no idea, I think I just searched for ‘rat picture’