On Thursday I’m going to hop on a bike and ride down to London to see The Fez.
We are going to watch a film (Top Gun) and she has requested that I dress like Tom Cruise in Top Gun. This isn’t too hard, I think I’ve even got some fake dog-tags somewhere I just need to borrow some Aviators and shrink.
The things you do to impress a girl eh? At least she doesn’t have a thing about the chaps from Avatar. Body paint is entertaining at the time but it gets everywhere, just ask Biscuit about Halloween.