The problem with dating a hat
The second date is brewing with the Fez. I should mention that I’ve just realised that her hat was actually a fedora not a fez.
Girls can look very pretty in fedoras but it’s probably beyond the best of them to rock a fez. I am of course ready to be corrected on this point.
Either way, she is now known as the Fez.
Back to the subject of dates, I think it’s probably going to be a chaste lunch.
Work are sending me to London, well to be exact I’m arranging a reason for work to send me to London so I can have lunch with Fez.
I’ll arrange some stuff in the morning and the afternoon so I have a nice window of time to take her somewhere interesting.
I do sort of need to go to London anyway. Sort of. Is this morally ambiguous? Possibly, but for the best reasons, right?
This raises interesting issues. I am very much looking forward to the next date with the Fez, but who knows how it’s going to go? We’ve only met once. Does that make it okay or wrong to perhaps arrange some other first dates?