Live phone date #1 ‘The Fez’
Biscuit has had some real-life stuff kick in over the last few days which is why he hasn’t posted. He will post soon and it should be worth it.
There were some definite misadventures which I’m sure the entire class would like to hear about. Right?
In the mean time I am presenting a new invention.
Live phone dating
I am going to call the Fez for a third date and report it live (well almost live on the internet) as I talk. I’ll have to type quietly but I think I can do it.
If it goes well, that will be marvellous. If it goes badly I will still type it in. If it goes badly (I’m feeling extra brave) I’ll ask why she isn’t interested in a second date. I mean, how is a chap supposed to improve without feedback?
It’s all going to be reported, live, uncut for you.
The call will happen at about 7.45ish, so you’ve got until then to get your popcorn and place your bets.
Bets being offered on her response:
1. Yes I’d love another date.
2. I’m a bit busy at the moment.
3. Let’s just be friends.
4. Never call me again, you mental spaz.
5. Marry Me.