Dating Science – The three speeds of male dating
Yes it’s been quiet of late. The reason being that I haven’t seen the Fez because of work and currently I don’t really want to see anyone else.
I know this is a dangerous tactic, but I am a fool, it’s a defining characteristic.
Anyway. Biscuit and I were talking about girls and things and we realised that men have three speeds or modes when it comes to dating.
1) I Wouldn’t touch you with someones else’s naughty bits.
2) Don’t want to marry you, but would touch you with my wink-wonk when drunk.
3) MARRY ME.
Girls have an extra stage 1.5) I don’t fancy you but I’ll let you take me out for lots of meals and buy me presents. Then when I meet someone I fancy I’ll say ‘lets just be friends… so I can tell you in excruciating detail what a shit they are while still dating them.’
Not that I’m bitter.