Challenge 1: Blind dates
We have decided to set some challenges to make the whole experience of dating more fun. Or at least more trouble.
The first of these challenges is blind dates.
We have to set each other up on a blind date with someone lovely, or a complete stranger.
That is key, the set-up has to be with someone great and you already know, or some weirdo off the Interspaz but who you have heard is great.
I decided that it would the most entertaining if I set Biscuit up on a date with a someone connected to the blog.
The lovely Ms Fuck Wittery stepped up to the challenge and provided a potential candidate.
The only problem with this set-up is that we couldn’t work out how Ms F-W knew Biscuit, or me well enough to want to set Biscuit up on dates with her friends.
To solve this Ms F-W invented a fictional person called Lauren who knew her and Biscuit.
We (Biscuit and I) found this massively confusing, did I know Lauren? Why did Biscuit know Lauren? What was Lauren like? Did she like robots? Why didn’t Lauren want to date Biscuit?
So Ms F-W had to draw us a diagram.
I, Toast, had been deleted.
To be replaced by a fictional Lauren who was going to get all the credit if the date went well
Now Biscuit just had to arrange a suitable day and a suitable activity.
Lauren would probably claim credit for that too, the hussy.