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Betty Page sends Toast a video

September 28, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

Toast

Betty Page has been in contact. We still speak via text a little but no further dates have been arranged.

Anyway, she sent me this message yesterday at midnight.

‘I should have guessed the email name tbh :-/
 
Anyway, at the risk of being an annoying tart, I happened upon this whilst moving from one portable hard drive to another this weekend and it happend that you were the person I wanted to send it to. Mostly because I really did enjoy our lovely shag the other week, although I suspect I was a bit drunk and awful. Sorry about that. I’m better in real life.
 
Right, so, I’ve attached what can only be described as some pornographic footage of myself from a few months ago. Since then I’ve lost a number of pounds and I hope you’ll forgive the soundtrack happening in the background. But here you go anyway. Tis yours to enjoy.
 
With affection,’

It is a very rude video, more rude than  Biscuit’s most X-rated balloon hats.

I am shocked.

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  1. fuckwittery
    September 28, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    Ha! Reminds me of Arrested Development’s, ‘girls with low self esteem’, videos.

  2. September 29, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    Gah?

    No really, that’s about it. I am clearly behind the curve. ;)

  3. October 11, 2010 at 1:03 am

    I really don’t know how you want me to react? I mean, once you’ve been with a girl, it’s really all bets off. But then again, there don’t appear to be any plans for the two of you to get together again, so this is sort of a strange “have a bit of porn to remember me by” type of thing. She’s an interesting bit of exhibitionism, isn’t she?

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