A diagram showing why Toast is single
Diagrams are great, they are good because they let you express complex ideas in a clear way.
Here is a useful diagram that explains why after 9 month of the contest neither one of us is close to winning the bet. Or I suppose at least why I’m not any closer to winning the bet. Getting married is hard.
It all seemed so much easier when the wager was first made. We were at that wedding after having watched the least likely husband we knew (He was known as ‘sickboy’ to us) gleefully stride down the aisle.
Later at the reception the wager was being formulated over slightly too many bottles of wine.
“It is simple,” I said to Biscuit, “Find a woman who is slightly too good for you, convince her otherwise and then marry the shit out of her.”
I do tend to get a bit dramatically sweary when I’ve had too much Merlot, but the point is valid.