Sexy text messages
It’s very easy to mess up with text messages. I once accidentally sent one to a girl who I’d started dating saying ‘Yes, she is now my girlfriend, HUZZAH.’
It was intended for my best chum, luckily she wasn’t offended and thought it was rather sweet.
Yesterday Biscuit sent me a text that I hope wasn’t intended for me. We were talking about Christmas presents and then suddenly he sent me a text saying:
‘You’re making it hard not to slip back into filth! I am pleased you like my cock too. I imagine you have had some particularly impressive ones in your time….oh fuck I’m making it worse!’
I was a little shocked. I haven’t seen his wink-wonk and I’d rather keep it that way. He has since apologised and also said I’m allowed to write about it on the blog.
The text did however suggest that he had been sending pictures of his bits to a girl who he hasn’t even met yet.
When did this become standard pratice? I’ve never done that. Is this where I’m going wrong?
Either way the girl I took to see Gauguin hasn’t got back to me, as much as it pains me to type this it’s time to move on.
If Internet dating can teach you anything it’s that you can’t get too hung up over people who you’ve only had a single date with, even if they are great.
As unique as you like to think they are, there are loads more of them online. You just have to find them and perhaps the next one will fall madly in love with you.