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The greatest cushion in the world

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Well FleetStreetFox is a lady of her word. She got me a cushion with the saying I wanted on it.

‘I do not like the way I behaved at several points in our relationship.’

It’s a line from the 1500 word email I received detailing my faults.

The cushion is amazing and the first item of soft furnishings the blog has generated. I love it although, I will have to hide it most of the time because if a girl sees it there will be questions.

Also what is the difference between a cushion and a pillow?

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  1. ScruffMonkey
    April 22, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    Cushions are smaller, but they have more personality. In the forthcoming battle royale between soft furnishings, always throw in with the cushions! Unless the upholstered footstools join in, then you’ve got a dilemma…

  2. TheKiwiBex
    April 23, 2011 at 12:44 am

    Cushions are square and generally appear on couches, while pillows are rectangular and are what you sleep on.

  3. April 23, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    Why do you have to hide it? Just tell them it’s a funny present from a friend.

    And don’t sleep on it. That’s weird.

  4. April 23, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    BTW I am not sure I like ‘fierce’ either.

  5. eyebrowsofdoom
    April 24, 2011 at 10:07 am

    Excellent. Obviously the solution is to have it on the sofa in the living room and then you can both blame the ownership on the other and when you have ladies over it will make for a jolly story telling bonding time and then you will kiss faces all over it while she vows to never be mental enough to end up on a cushion. Hmmm or perhaps it would encourage them.

  6. April 27, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    Maybe you should review your memory of crazy lady statements and have a whole bunch of them made.

    Then when a current date is being mental,ask her if she’d like to sit on the Crazy Couch.

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